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Ladies' Guide to Writing the Love Poem
Address your love interest by a name that's seven times more
beautiful than his; never Nigel, Roger, Walter. If
he uses words
carefully while making love, honour your man by calling him
Digby.
Mention his hands; how they find new routes to travel
every time your body unfolds like a map. When describing a
first kiss, avoid words that sound like they'd cut into tongues,
grate against lips. Think outside the box. Think suction, think
hot pressure, teeth as barriers. Start undressing your lovers
in line eleven. Litter the floor with garments: a skirt (pink, cream),
jeans (stubborn buttons, rebellious zips); keep quiet about socks -
kamikaze acts to get rid of them do not belong in love poems.
Line breaks deserve extra care: nothing should be left hanging,
moisture should not be separated from places where it occurs
naturally. End couplets on prepositions for thumbs – inside,
on
oranges, cherries, parts without equivalents in the fruit bowl.
Provide details, but never in garish colours, technical terms or
quaint words. Call a spade a spade, though metaphors are not
ruled out – morning dew on thighs, lamp-posts that ignite.
Slip in a question that only he can answer. Avoid allusions to
the men who held your heart before him. Avoid the word heart.
Use discretion. A man may writhe beneath the sheets, he may
vocalise desire, call you names that make your blood sing; if he
weeps with pleasure, it is between him and you. A poem is no
X-ray. A poem is no inventory of what body does to body, what
your limbs spell out. Don't forget a little sweetness. At night,
zero in on whispers in the dark; keep a notepad by your bed.
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